Have You Done This?

Readers, this is not a post about bragging. But a wonderful thing can sometimes happen to me, since I've had my perfect boyfriend in my life. It is an orgasm with no sex happening. No touching of sex parts at all!

Here are emails of one recent time it happened to both of us. 

Very glowing while he was at work, I had to email:

M!

What a wonderful morning! 

Obviously, excellent sexing. Who even needs to say it, when it is the sexing of M and Akane? Clearly it will be the best kind of sexing. 

But!

After the sexing ... just lying together and ideal ... those moments!

I knew if you tried, you could achieve an orgasm of just love without sexing.

So many of them though! 😳 It wasn't to be expected. At first: "Ah! My M just had a small orgasm of no-sexing love. I knew he could!" But then: "What? Another one so soon?"

"More?"

"When will it stop?"

"OH! Oh, I am love-orgasming too! Ah! Oh! My M!"

This beautiful thing between us -- sending shock and shock and shock through our bodies!

Love so pure and true and physical, and all without sexing ... so hard to believe!

We have this, my M. It is ours! Together!

In such a troubled world, if only we could show everyone how things can be.

The choice is to be amazed and, for someone else, amazing.

To share wonders.

You are my perfect forever love, M. I will never not be yours, and you will never not be the very beating of my heart, rapid, like a bird's!

Your woman of flying into a sky full of angel dreams,
Akane

He responded just so:

My love, you lift me so far up from the world that everything wicked and worrisome about it vanishes when I hold you and look into your eyes.

Your touch brings a surety of the soul. Your breath upon my skin falls so warm, and cool, and clean, that I am transported to a different realm when I feel its elevating lightness.

You glow in my heart.

If there is in this universe a perpetual perfection, we hold it between us.

Yours beyond time and any hint of rational comprehension,
M

Next I had to say,

Yes. This is the very most truthful email!

Your woman of perpetual perfection in sharing,
Akane

When you are in a moment of wonderful love, at peace and bliss and close, if you just think, "I am so lucky! I am so lucky! Ah! I am so, so lucky!" Possibly this can happen for you as well. I hope so!

Good luck!

Girlfriend Emails!

Readers, there is so much emailing in this new year at our house. Girlfriend Ariel had an idea about it!

(It's to girlfriend Elle and also to me.)

Hi, girlfriends!

So, I know Akane wants to blog more and if she's going to do that on her emails of romance blog she needs some emails.

And I also know that emailing each other is good for everyone's soul around here. Like, even when somebody's not on an email for whatever reason, the fact that such a good email got sent from one of us to another just improves the whole house of yams's vibes. Right?

And I also know that because of that, M was thinking he should make sure that somebody around here sends an email at least once a day.

And seeing as I was already on the computer, I figured, hey, why not have it be me today?

And then I thought, I'll email M, but then maybe I can CC Akane and she can use the email in her blog if she thinks it's good enough.

So that's what I'm doing, only then I remembered how good Elle's 350th thing she loves about us entry was and how I wanted to say something extra special to her about it, and also I had this kind of Elle-stuck-in-my-heart thing going on, so I deleted M's email and added Elle's (only now I feel kind of bad about that and I think maybe I should add him back or else write him his own email), and so there you go, that's the deal with this email.

Does that work for you, Akane? Like, getting a CC of an email even though maybe it won't actually have anything in it addressed right to you? Because if you don't want to get an email like that, I can always just email it to Elle (or M, or yamever it might be for) and then if they say, "Hey, this is a great romantic email, you should totally forward it to Akane," I can forward it to you.

Also, does this work for you, Elle? Because if you'd like my emails to you to just be to you so they're private and just for us up until you tell me to forward them to Akane because you think they're great, I can totally do it that way too.

Holy moley, though, this email is probably not romantical enough for Akane's blog, is it?

What if I end it by saying, wow, it's a really long email for me, I don't usually write them this long, and it must be because I'm so excited about having an idea to share with two of the most wonderful girls in the whole world who also are absolutely the bestest girlfriends (both kinds of girlfriend definitions!) that a girl could have and who help make this yamily the most unbelievably love-stuffed and happy place I could ever imagine!

I love you both so so so SO much!

Love,
Aers

Ariel ... so adorable! I enjoy how she worries her email is insufficient for romance. It's so caring and thoughtful an email! Possibly others think of different things when imagining romance, but caring and thoughtful are always there for me.

Here is the response of Akane (some paragraphs may confuse because a reader might not know about yams or Zedeja, so click links for help!):

This idea = a bounty of exceptional possibility!

You are such a smart girlfriend, Ariel. Everyone here is so lucky to be your girlfriend, except of course M, who is lucky to be boyfriending such a girlfriend of excellence.

CC this girlfriend every time! It’s a rule now!

(Not really, you can CC or not CC, it’s an Ariel choice. Only Zedeja is so bossful! Akane only has suggestiveness.)

Your CC-able girlfriend of happiness at receiving all yamails and bottomless love for all girlfriends and one boyfriend,

Akane

p.s., So many “yam” words in these emails! I’ll invent another, in fact: they can be called “yamisms!” It’s criminal for so much yamliness to happen without Sasha seeing it, so I will be brash to add her as another CC to this email.

No worries from Akane about whether her email is romantic enough, right? It's because in this blog, I have authority! I get to decide if romanticness qualifies.

Anyway, now comes a reply from Elle to Ariel:

My dear, you win the Most Romantic Utterance in the World for yesterday just from saying, “I had this kind of Elle-stuck-in-my-heart thing going on.”

Yours … yours, yours, yours, yours, yours,
Elle

(You can see now why these emails belong in this blog. I have certainty about it.)

What is next? Remember, I CC'ed Sasha, the inventress of "yams!"

Oh, shit, all these YAMISMS!!!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

“House of yams?” Nice.

“Yamever?” Excellente!

YAMILY?!?!!! OMG THE BEST EVER!!!!!



Extra points to Akane for “yamails” too!

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Sashagirl!

After this, a quick reply from Ariel:

❤️❤️❤️, Elle! And 💕💕💕, Sash! Glad you like this, Akane! Love you all! Aers

Lastly, more Sasha!

Love you too … out the wazoo!

Sashagirl!

What do you feel, readers? Is this romantic enough? I hope you enjoyed at least a small percent of my enjoyment at these emails!

Demands for the Romance of Intimacy!

I emailed this to M a Wednesday night:

I think it's sexing time tomorrow morning.

So much time of M in the computer room, but no Dragonbaning! Also, no M saying, "I'm getting so much done in my book!"

Lots of "plinnng!" sounds from a tablet too! It's suspicious, M. The suspicion is: a boyfriend is porning so much lately! Remember, this is Akane, so there's no complaint about masturbation. Very exceptional if you're doing it the correct way! I have faith in you, M. Your masturbation must be very correctly done. I'm sure so many orgasms have been happening! (Probably this is because there has also been noise from the room of computing, you know. "Ohhh! It's so good being in you!" But all girlfriends are accounted for! Who can M be in? Obviously, the imagined vagina that goes with a porn girl.)

But porn sexing misses one thing at least from sexing with a girlfriend, you know. Wait! Two things at least! First, a soft, real body beneath you, eager to receive your penising. It's a major lacking in a porn girl. But second (which, actually, came first into the mind of Akane but is more important, so has been delayed for greater effect), when you sex with a girlfriend, there is tangible love. Your heart sings with the beauty of a girl you love! Masturbating, probably your heart only goes, "Hmm, pretty good here," while all the singing is produced by the penis. Probably a song like, "🎵 I am sexing into 🎶 this vagina of my sexy porn girl 🎵 very soon into her belly I will cream🎵!" There's no difficulty with a song of that kind, but the song of the heart will stay with you more extensively, I think.

Also, your very beautiful and very pleasing at sex girlfriend Akane has a great amount of vagina starvation in progress. Such a starving vagina! Horniness beyond belief, M.

So I hope you agree: tomorrow is for sexing!

Your girlfriend whose heart is always singing of you, even when her vagina sings a sad tune of starvation, 

Akane

So ... did this happen? YES! Email success the next morning! Then while still in bed M realized: "I did not reply to your email first!" I laughed and told him he must do it right then.

Oh my goddess, Akane. My heart is truly singing.

I love you perfectly.

(It was okay for such a short email response because the in-bed response was extremely sufficient in length!) Next I emailed:

This is the truth I told you yesterday!

Our love is so true, therefore our lovemaking exceeds masturbation. It is like a treasure vault that holds magic wonders beyond ending! Masturbation is good, but more like a Dragonbane treasure card. (Not a 1d6 copper one! Masturbation = a best of cards! But still not a vault endlessly holding wonders.)

Also: when you are working today, a thought about porning might make you think, “Ugh. I wish I was porning at some beautiful porn girl.”

But when you think about my face so close to yours while our bodies gave so much pleasure and connecting to each other, there can’t be an “Ugh!” There can only be lightness and brightness in your heart and mind from the memory.

(It’s still allowed for you to think, “I wish I was sexing with Akane right now instead of working,” though! I’m sure it will be true!)

Okay, time for washing up and breaking fast and working!

Your girlfriend of the truest and most loving emails and orgasms, 

Akane 

Then, the simplest email from M, later in our day:

I love you!

Only one possible response from Akane, of course.

This is the greatest thing that I could ask, M!

The first post of innovated blog purpose!

From: girlfriend Ariel.

Hi, Akane! Happy Anniversary!

I was talking to M yesterday or day before and something we said made him suddenly realize and then remind me that your anniversary with him is also your anniversary with the rest of us and our anniversary with you, so I figured I'd better do some kind of something for our anniversary!

What I thought of first was this email. Which, here you go! (Once I send it, I mean.)

What I thought of next was, we should do something together. (I don't mean naughty stuff, although that's always good to do together too.)

I don't know what!

Maybe you can think of something.

It just seems to me, people think on their anniversaries they need to give the other anniversary-er something special to show what a big deal they are ... but isn't there something about me doing a thing for you that puts me on one side and you on the other side of it? It feels like that's kind of the opposite of what it's supposed to be, which is us being closer and closer?

Anyway, let's talk about it tomorrow!

Love you! Really, really!
Aers

The reply of Akane:

Oh! So thoughtful, my Ariel!

You are truly the girlfriend of inspiredness.

Yes! We must do something!

Togetherness!

But what?

(There was a pause there. An idea, then, Hmm, Akane, this idea requires an investigation. Then some investigation. Now, return!)

I went to look at my newer blog: ohsoperfectthislove.blogspot.com.

Does it need to be just a blog of good boyfriending, I thought?

Looked at more closely, it possibly would fit good girlfriending also.

Is blogging together an option? I don't know about what. Also, the title is Akane's Emails of Romance, which would require us blogging there by emailing each other.

Or I would have to exchange titles.

Or, another blog entirely is possible. But we have so many already!

I have determined it: these two emails just now are going to be blogged. We can figure out later if this will be a tradition, or just a thing I did because of your wonderful thoughtful anniversarying email.

Hmm. Including girlfriend emails makes greater possibilities for that blog! You're so smart, Ariel!

Okay, going now. We'll talk more later!

Your girlfriend in love on our anniversary,
Akane

Expansion of Blogging Purpose!

Readers!

There has not been so much blogging in this blog. Where are all the wondrous emails of romance Akane promised? Well, intentions were good, but the blog author ... so hasty! Yes, there have been so many emails of romance, and I expected to display them all to show the world such wonderful words of my boyfriend M and such heartfelt replies I sent back.

But ... readers, some of those emails ... um ... so filthy! Dirty, dirty, filthy emails. Not most of them, but some of them. I can't reveal them here, or it will be, "This Akane, so misleading! We expected emails of romance, and instead -- just emails of two very dirty-minded people. Filthy sexymails don't count for romance." Also, they might be jealousy-making. "Such emails of self-congratulatory! It's just these two bragging on each other, 'I have the most sexy girlfriend,' and 'I have the most orgasm-causing boyfriend!'" I don't like to seem bragful. (Even though the sexing of Akane and her M is very, very good! I promise I don't exaggerate.) Also, I don't like to pang my readers with boredom. ("Over and over, this Akane and her  M saying, 'I want to do ____ to you,' and, 'Oh, such good ____ you did to me!' It's tiresome!")

Others of emails would be unprivatizing. M asking, "Did you read my book, ____, that I sent you?" Then Akane replying, "Oh, yes, I loved the character of ____ and how she did ____ at the place where ____." If the blanks are filled in, the identity of M is revealed! If the blanks are left blank, so confusing, and even more boring than emails of sex braggadocio. 

Other emails were Akane delighting M with hilarious tales of bad boyfriends. But those tales are on my bad boyfriending blog! If I put them here too, repetitious, and plus, more boredom at the parts where M says, "Hahaha, so hilarious when Mochi-Stealing Boyfriend hogged all those mochis. Akane, you are hilarity."

However, there's a solution!

Akane did not just come to a house where she lives with M. Readers, as you have seen in earlier posts, there are girlfriends here also. Adding girlfriend emails to boyfriend emails will mean, it's easier to find ones I can post without inflicting boredom or failure of romantic purpose.

Victory!

To prove this I will post a wondrous girlfriend anniversary email.

Flies!

Readers! Time for you to see the next discussion in the romance of Akane and M! This one's still before my arrival in United States. First email is from M.

Akane,

Here's an email just to be a present for you to wake up to!

Hettie showed me your email about wondering if blogging was a requirement here. I'm sure it probably seems that way, but she's right, it's not. You can check out my blogs if you want to see how bad I am about updating them!

private!_not_really_a_link_at_all!.blogspot.com so_sorry_i_cannot_show_you_the_actual_blog.blogspot.com 

If you ever have any interest in trying to blog or use Twitter, you'll have a whole housefull of people here supporting you and ready to give advice. You have a wonderful voice, and while we'll be happy to have it all to ourselves, I bet that reading the things you write would bring happiness to a much larger number of people.

No pressure though!

Love you,

M

(Please imagine you could go to the links, Readers, and when you traveled there in a click, such amazing readings! One about all kinds of topics, another just about Star Wars. Yes, a whole blog that is only Star Wars! It's probably too much for most people, but imagine you enjoyed it. Because our house requires a private approach, I can't actually link them. Please forgive me!)

M!

Thank you for my present!

I'm insomniacal, so it came and I was already awake. I think my body knows it must change its times soon, so it refuses me when I say, "Sleep!" Body, you're too rushed! I won't leave for days! It doesn't listen. So intransigent!

Excellent! You are terrible at something! It's blogging as much as your girlfriends!

But ... you're very good when you do it, you know? Now I see what you mean about blogging. These thoughts you have, and the words you trap them in! I don't really like spiders, so this sounds bad, but it's like a spider that makes a beautiful web. So fine, so complex! When dew gathers on your threads and there is the sun shining right to make it gleam ... it's the beauty and meaning of nature!

Your nature is to put together these thoughts, M. It's factual.

My thoughts are more like flies than spiderwebs! Jittery and fast! Now they land on food. Now they land on a poster on my wall. Now they land on someone's hair that is so pretty, except it has a fly on it! If I catch them, won't I just have ugly flies? And maybe disturb a girl's hair? Also, flies are dirty. But could it be sensible about me? I have many dirty thoughts, you can tell. "Masturbate, masturbate, masturbate, Akane!" Or, "Is he really 16 cm?!? Mmmm!" Or a seed exclamation mark with a heart-shaped dribble below that I keep going back to look at in Claire's blog.

Such dirty and jittery and flitty thoughts! How would I make a blog out of them?

Oh, M. Do you know what I like? It's something unbelievable, you'll think: a premonition, you called it.

After all I said about my scatter-fly thoughts, now one lands on me and sticks! And a clean one, not dirty at all ... I see colors shining from the tiny gems of its eyes. Its feet are soft and not scratchy. What? No ugly buzzing with this fly? It's the truth! Only sweet hums escape its wings. It's so stuck to me, I can't shake it away. And it hums a secret for my ear: "M is going to write back and make you know you can do it, Akane."

Is it true? I think so! You won't let my thoughts be flies. You'll tell me what is the difference ... I feel this in my future.

So if I am right, maybe there will be blogging, not just role-playing games and Star Wars and so much having sex.

Don't worry! The blogging is for on top of them, not instead! No robbery of RPG-Star Wars-sex time ... it's a promise!

Hey! Soon the sun is coming up here in Japan. I think I must watch it rise. Also, imagine you here to watch with me! Your hand is warm on my shoulder like new sunlight on my skin. I feel so beautiful. How am I this lucky?

Don't argue about it, Akane!

Okay, my window points directly wrong for sunrise ... so, I must go outside. That means clothes!

Bye for now, my M. After sunrise, have you made my premonition valid? This is a challenge!

Hearts and flowers of love,

Akane

I hope it was a good sunrise!

Akane, I think if you re-read your email, you'll see what an impossible challenge you gave me, because it sure looks to me like you already see the difference yourself. Good writing is all about juxtapositions: one thing beside another beside another. Honestly, you're a natural at it. The way you took me from the jittery flies to the one with sweetly musical ears and shining gem eyes ... that's a journey anybody who reads the email will take with you.

You're really talented. Maybe you just don't know it?

I keep reading your emails over and over again because they're so lovely and vivacious and funny. And you make it look easy! I can tell you do work at it -- most really good writing requires some heavy lifting. But when it flows as naturally and entertainingly as yours does, the sense of spontaneity makes it look effortless.

Thank you so much for saying it's my nature to put thoughts together and express them. I really think it's your nature too!

Love,

M

Yes! I am right!

Victory for my premonition!

It's okay that I made it too easy for you. "It's a challenge" does not always have to mean, "Oh no! Watch out, there may be failures!" Sometimes it just means I want something but I want you to want it too instead of just me saying, "Please?" Tricky, right? But I hope it's good trickery, not the bad kind.

Oops, more sneaky Akane! I made a Twitter account while insomnia plagued the night. It looks so sharp! You'll like what you see. In the blogs, I keep reading that you do Photoshop on so many of the pictures. I can do it too! More of our interests are in coincidence!

I'm @Hiitsmeakane, but it isn't public. I must admit you! I'll go and do it now.

Failure. I don't get to tell it you can see, only if you ask to follow. I don't want people to think you're dumb for following an empty account, so don't do it yet. But good news! It means you can just go look at the profile anytime! Only it will give you a rude attitude and say, "No! You cannot see Akane's tweets! My power deflects you!" But at least you can tell me the profile looks so good. (It's pictures of me, so please don't say it's not good! I can't have the soul of my Twitter crushed before I even post any there.)

Such a sunrise, M. It's so much to describe. My flies are jittery again! I'll have to work hard to spin a web for them to turn musical in.

Sweetness and pleasure,

Akane!

Wow. I would follow that girl even if she wasn't you! Well, I don't really follow many doll accounts, but Claire certainly would.

If the sunrise was half as beautiful as your Twitter profile, it's no wonder you need some time to describe it. I love your modest little curlicue ... though I hate to tell you, it doesn't keep that photo from being incredibly sexy! Great job with Photoshop, both the curl and the cropping ... once again, you're super-talented.

Were you really being confident when you said you expected me to like it? I hope so! Although it's also adorable if you were putting on a brave face to hide your nerves. It says something good about you either way, you know?

I was paying some bills today, and ... I have a lot of money! I thought I was being a little irresponsible sending so much to the website to get you here, but actually, it doesn't look like there's anything to worry about. I wasn't going to worry much about it anyway, but now I'm totally good. It was the right thing to do ... definitely for me; I hope you'll think for both of us.

Have you read any more of my book? The girls' blogs? The Broken Worlds rules?

This adventure isn't keeping you too busy, is it?

When you have a chance, tell me what movies and shows you like.

It's a challenge!

😉

Love,

M

Don't follow girls who aren't me! I'll be jealous and stupid jealous Akane will ruin everything!

Maybe?

All my other boyfriends have been so "I must break up with this guy" on their own. They didn't need making me jealous as a straw. (This is a thing in English, right? Too many straws, then it's a broken camel. Am I right about it?) And we always only had too much sex in my apartment, when did they have time to make me jealous? So really I don't know if being jealous makes me stupid.

I'll test it now!

Akane, M is always having sex with Claire. Jealous meter! How big is it?

Hmm. Not much.

Akane! Look at pictures of Ariel! So beautiful! Those breasts! He must squeeze them perpetually! Look at the pictures of Elle with his semen all over her! Jealous meter!

Ummmm. It's a feeling somewhere, definitely. But ...

Akane! All the poems! For all of them! Where is this poetry for you? Jealous meter!

No, the alarm is a falsehood. I know this feeling plenty, it's a horny one. Never mind.

Probably this outcome would make obvious premonitions, so it's a strike for you, premonitions. I guess if a boyfriend is sex partners with five women of gorgeousness and it's okay for me, jealousy should be unconcerning. So, follow every cute girl! It's not a worry at all! But show them to me too, so I can practice my lesbian attraction. It's probably in good shape already, but I must be prepared! Claire and Elle and Ariel and Sasha and Harriet ... so many breasts and vaginas and curvy bottoms. I can't come without impulses of lesbianism ready and well developed, can I?

Oh, M. The inefficiency! Brainfuls of worrying over jealousy when it isn't even showing up on the meter. I should just start the email with your book or the game or the blogs of so many new girlfriends! Or revealing a catalog of my favorites.

Also, I should have an admission before wasting email space on non-jealousy ... Hettie permitted the easiest interrogation about your size! She said it all. So many centimeters! You will see on my face when your pants release it. The awe.

The girl who is me and the hero who is you and the blond dramatic boy are at the broken city. The evil black-hair woman ... she just can't learn to not be evil! She's rescued by generous strangers. They help her and she likes them! They make her laugh. But later ... "I'm so mad I didn't kill them!" This attitude is a problem. Very bad eyes of her to not see it.

Next is the wreckage of the city! What will they find???

I'm afraid to reveal tip-top favorites. What can I recommend after they're done? Progression from best can only be worse and worse, right? It's so backwards! So I have to start where it is only very good. Medium favorites! Maybe even some so-so. Have you seen Attack on Titan? It's bloody! There's catastrophe everywhere. Some is incredible! But, there are the ups, then the downs, then the ups again. I want to follow one character, and they show me another one. So: mixed! There's also High Score Girl. I won't spoil any of it. Oh! Kill la kill! Exciting and funny! Maybe it's too good for this group? You must say.

These are all Japanese shows though. My wager is, you are in suspense! Does she like Star Wars?

It's a yes! Especially the television of it. I don't complain about the movies ... they're so good! Only you start one, and then it's done. Just two hours. Who can be satisfied? I must watch the next one, but it's so late at night when number one completes. With shows, you just watch one more. It's my size investment. Two more, maximum! (It doesn't always work out.)

Star Trek? You'll have to show me. "What is your Star Trek knowledge, Akane?" "It exists! There are space ships! Very old people kept making movies of it a long time. Now everyone's younger. That's about it." So you guys like it? I require guidance, but I'm willing!

MCU ... very exciting! I have seen every one. But usually once is enough, right? Watching Star Wars over and over doesn't put straws on my camel.

Time to click the send button I think ... so many more books and blogs and rules to read!

I love them though!

They are you. 😊

Akane!

Obviously I need to be more careful about how I tell you that you're incredibly cute and beautiful, Akane! I certainly don't want to make you jealous like that again! 😉

You're getting to some of my favorite parts in the book! I hope it's holding up!

C is one of my favorite characters. She's just so so so very bad! Someday I need to write a story about a character who's just like her, except mostly good with only a little bad thrown in.

I've seen most of Attack on Titan. I think I got partway through season two and then something distracted me. It was a long time ago, so I'll probably just start it over again instead of trying to figure out what place I was at. Did you like it enough to re-watch? I could save it for when you get here if you like. High Score Girl and Kill La Kill are now on my list!

Thank you for relieving my stress about your opinion on Star Wars! I didn't want to come across as a total nerd and say you have to like Star Wars to live here. But you kind of have to like Star Wars to live here. I was pretty sure you'd like it. Or that it's the kind of thing you'd like if you hadn't already seen it. Which one of the shows is your favorite?

Willingness to watch Star Trek is a big plus too. Claire will be especially happy about that.

Sasha and Ariel are trying to describe all their MCU experiences on their blog. Have you gone to that one yet? They're hilarious there. I think you'll get a kick out of it.

Well, it's closing in on bedtime here, so I'd better go. (Also, I've been at the computer an awfully long time, and it gives me eyestrain after a while. You're worth enduring it! But if I go too long, my eyes cross, and I see two of everything when I go outside and look down the street. Not good.)

I'll talk to you tomorrow!

Love,

M

😳

So terrible of me to not respond to this email the next day.

Akane, where is your queue vigilance?

But there's another email from you now too! I will put the answers to this one in that one.

Streamlined!

Your terrible girlfriend,

Akane

A Girlfriend Who Comes With a Boyfriend?!

Readers, the first email in this post ... don't be shocked! It does not come from my wonderful boyfriend, M. Also, it does not come from me! Now everyone's saying, "I thought this was a blog about a wonderful boyfriend's emails?" Yes! It's true! I don't just allege it. But some boyfriend emails are about other emails, and how can my readers understand those emails from him without seeing the emails they are about? I tried to create this post that way, but M's emails suffered without the emails that sparked them, so they're required. Contextual!

"But Akane," readers say, "who could these emails be from that they intrude and give imposition so early in the email romance of M and Akane?" The answer is, girlfriend Hettie. You must know her! Go to the blog of Hettie at once. https://hharrietworthy.blogspot.com You'll be rewarded, I promise! She's second-newest in girlfriending around this house, arrived just one year before the M email that changed Akane's life. It's a house of so many relationships! But the email courtings of M and Akane happened very close to the anniversary of Hettie as a girlfriend, so it's understood a loving boyfriend like M must pay her some attention.

So! First, the email of Hettie. (Don't worry, there's a big part for M in this email!)

Hello, sweet Akane,

M and I are in front of the computer at the moment. We just finished some blissful interconnections in bed, and we carried them over here as well (by which I mean, he's still inside me).

As I moved atop him, early on, I asked him how he would do this with you the first time.

Would you like to know his answer?

I'm genuinely pleased to meet you, by the way.

Yours in impending domesticity,

Harriet (Hettie) Worthy

(Obviously, the next email can't be from M. Akane would never be so rude to not answer a question asked by an impending girlfriend. Also ... such a curiosity-making question!)

Hettie!

You're a naughty woman! What an arsony of bedtime surprise in an email!

YES I MUST KNOW!!!

(And is he really 16 cm?!? You are so lucky! We are so lucky!)

Make him orgasm for me many times until I can get there.

Your new girlfriend,

Akane!

Now readers are ready to go to an M email, yes? "No, Akane! Don't be this kind of tease -- we must know the answer as well!" Okay, if you have to. (Warning! It's pretty dirty.)

Akane,

He said that the first time would be very gentle, of course ... or at least that it would start that way. (Your opinion and input would be needed for any and all of this, by the way.) He would hold you and look in your eyes, feel your body against his own and under his hands, kiss you, talk to you.

Quickly grow hard against your flesh.

He would treat your breasts to kisses and nibbles. He enjoys suckling very much, I'll warn you. Then he would move down and be amazed by your glorious genitalia. Caressing the mons and labia. Spreading the lips to see within. Putting his lips to the graceful tiny bud of your clitoris.

I read your emails, so I know that you both imagined some wonderful sex with you on your back atop him. But he said he would need to start face-to-face -- able to look into your eyes, kiss your lovely little mouth.

Then he would slowly and exquisitely slide into place, feeling first your thighs to either side of his cock, then the wet caress of your opening against his tip, and then, staring into the overwhelming violet purity of your gaze, the heaven of having you part and permit and surround him.

He likes to spend a while with only a partial penetration -- the first four or five centimeters. But I told him, "It won't take very much of that before she spreads her legs wide and sits down hard against you to get it all inside."

Unfortunately, that's the end of the story, because by that time, we were both dissolving into the waves of our own intercourse, and I'm afraid I stole away all his attention. If it's any consolation, I came all over his cock a great many times, and he filled me up twice before we were done.

Ask me questions! About anything, not just the sex. I know you've read at least some of the polyfam's blogs. Just warn me if you've gone through any of mine, so that when I answer your inquiries, I don't make a fool of myself through dreadful repetition.

Affectionately yours,

Hettie

Hettie. 😮

I am sorry if this email becomes the messiest! There will be typos!

Explanation: this keyboard is covered in drool, and my fingers are bathed in stickiness from masturbating while I read your story!

So hot! I must have him that way!

But ...

Please, don't tease me!!! You didn't say if he's actually so large!

I know it is not a deep question. Haha, it's shallow because I want to know how deep he will go! This is irony! I think from the blogs your household likes it, yes? But even if the question is shallow and tastes metallic from irony, I'm so serious! 16 cm!!! It will be a vision.

You must tell me it's true and I won't be disappointed!

What?!? No typos yet!

Confess, Akane!

I paused to wipe clean the keys and suck away all sweet sappy squish from my fingers. Sorry to delay.

I did read so much blogging from you all! Only now my head is too full to say, "Here, I know this, you don't have to tell me!" It's a disappointment, I'm sure. You put so much effort into the enterprise, and now you are thinking, "This Akane is suspect. She read so much but she doesn't remember? Is it untrue? Or is her head made of defects?" No! You can trust me! Except for small lies, like "There will be typos." I made one and I corrected it. So dishonest of me, I know! I couldn't help it, I want you to think good things about me, and your blog, so well written! Typos must hurt your eyes. Oh! Akane! Your the worst and most insensitive! Hettie doesn't have eyes! Disaster! I have tried to make up for insensitive words by being more honest ... look how I left "your" and did not fix it to be "you're!" Please trust me!

OMG, what was I even saying. I have to reread everything now. I'll be back.

I promise not to fix any typos I see!

No! The whole thing, clean of typos except "your"! Now you think I'm full of lies! But I promise, I didn't fix any!

Does it count if there was an exclamation mark, and I said, "Too many exclamation marks, Akane. That one should change!" and then I stopped myself? It's true. So many explanation marks. It's probably more than one too many. I should change a bunch. But! I have the willpower! No changing! And! Victory! I wrote "explanation marks" and not "exclamation marks!"

Is this a redemption for my repute of trueness?

WHAT! I FORGOT AGAIN WHAT I WAS SAYING!

More re-reading. No looking for typos this time!

OMG, Akane, you are so exhausting to yourself.

I found my question in a brain-corner at last.

Everyone blogs SO MUCH. Is it a rule? Sasha's blog makes me nervous ... "They Made Me Do This!" I will blog if I have to. But what if I'm bad at it? Can I have a postponement, at least? There will be so much with the moving in, who could handle learning to blog too at the same time?

I will try if I must, but tell me so I am in preparation.

This email. What an embarrassment! 😭

I will write the others better. You deserve them to be!
 

   🌹🌻🌸
💕Akane 💝
   🌷🐝🌺

(Don't worry, readers, we're getting very close to a boyfriend email! I involved him next.)

M! Help me!

I am embarrassing myself at Harriet!

She'll tell you, I'm sure, or maybe not because she's nice, but she's thinking, "This Akane is awful!"

What do I do???

Akane 😭

No, wait. First before the email answer of M, Hettie replied to my message of embarrassed bloat.

I only know amazing people, Akane, so I get a lot of wonderful emails. You are one of those people, and your emails are those kinds of emails. Please don't be embarrassed.

Now the bad news.

I'm afraid M is a bit of a braggart if he told you he's endowed to the tune of sixteen centimeters. It's more like fifteen. Maybe somewhere between the two. He uses it quite well, though. You won't miss the extra centimeter, I promise.

And you needn't worry about blogging if you don't care to try it. I only do it once in a blue moon. Elle is also highly sporadic about maintaining hers. Really, it's just Claire who's dependable and Ariel who's prodigious. Of course you have the links to the girls' blogs, but M has one too -- a couple of them actually. If you visit them you'll see that he's atrocious about keeping them up.

I feel like you're putting a lot of pressure on yourself! From the bottom of my heart, I beg of you not to do that. This simply isn't the kind of place where you need to worry about appearances.

Write back when you feel like it ... but only when you feel like it.

I think we'll be together a long time; there's no need to rush anything.

With fondest assurances,

Hettie

Oh. Also, the reply of Akane to Hettie's most beautiful soothing email must be shown.

Hettie, thank you so much! I'm crying all over your email. The relief just swells in my eyes and won't stop coming out!

Now my nose sniffles. Where is a tissue? I must blow it!

I will end this email first so I don't expose you.

Goodnight!

Akane

Here! Now finally is a boyfriend email!

I asked Harriet what happened, and she said she already wrote you back, so I shouldn't worry about it.

My guess is that her email fixed whatever had you concerned, but please let me know if you still need help!

Love,

M

There! You see? I told you, no context + this email of M = incomprehensible.

Hmm. Possibly, I was mistaken. It seems pretty readable when I look at it just now.

Oh well, here's the answer of Akane, then we can be done.

Yawn!

Oh! Sorry!

My computer made the email noise and suddenly I'm awake again but so tired!

I should have waited! You're so good emailing back. What a proper habit!

Yes, our wonderful Hettie is the most at reassuring!

I'm fine now, except yawning so much!

Can I say goodnight?

I hope so, because now, the computer volume is 100% done!

Goodnight!

💕💕💕

Akane