Sunday, October 15, 2023

Expansion of Blogging Purpose!

Readers!

There has not been so much blogging in this blog. Where are all the wondrous emails of romance Akane promised? Well, intentions were good, but the blog author ... so hasty! Yes, there have been so many emails of romance, and I expected to display them all to show the world such wonderful words of my boyfriend M and such heartfelt replies I sent back.

But ... readers, some of those emails ... um ... so filthy! Dirty, dirty, filthy emails. Not most of them, but some of them. I can't reveal them here, or it will be, "This Akane, so misleading! We expected emails of romance, and instead -- just emails of two very dirty-minded people. Filthy sexymails don't count for romance." Also, they might be jealousy-making. "Such emails of self-congratulatory! It's just these two bragging on each other, 'I have the most sexy girlfriend,' and 'I have the most orgasm-causing boyfriend!'" I don't like to seem bragful. (Even though the sexing of Akane and her M is very, very good! I promise I don't exaggerate.) Also, I don't like to pang my readers with boredom. ("Over and over, this Akane and her  M saying, 'I want to do ____ to you,' and, 'Oh, such good ____ you did to me!' It's tiresome!")

Others of emails would be unprivatizing. M asking, "Did you read my book, ____, that I sent you?" Then Akane replying, "Oh, yes, I loved the character of ____ and how she did ____ at the place where ____." If the blanks are filled in, the identity of M is revealed! If the blanks are left blank, so confusing, and even more boring than emails of sex braggadocio. 

Other emails were Akane delighting M with hilarious tales of bad boyfriends. But those tales are on my bad boyfriending blog! If I put them here too, repetitious, and plus, more boredom at the parts where M says, "Hahaha, so hilarious when Mochi-Stealing Boyfriend hogged all those mochis. Akane, you are hilarity."

However, there's a solution!

Akane did not just come to a house where she lives with M. Readers, as you have seen in earlier posts, there are girlfriends here also. Adding girlfriend emails to boyfriend emails will mean, it's easier to find ones I can post without inflicting boredom or failure of romantic purpose.

Victory!

To prove this I will post a wondrous girlfriend anniversary email.

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one, two, three, four, five the girlfriends of akane have such loving eyes