Girlfriend Emails!

Readers, there is so much emailing in this new year at our house. Girlfriend Ariel had an idea about it!

(It's to girlfriend Elle and also to me.)

Hi, girlfriends!

So, I know Akane wants to blog more and if she's going to do that on her emails of romance blog she needs some emails.

And I also know that emailing each other is good for everyone's soul around here. Like, even when somebody's not on an email for whatever reason, the fact that such a good email got sent from one of us to another just improves the whole house of yams's vibes. Right?

And I also know that because of that, M was thinking he should make sure that somebody around here sends an email at least once a day.

And seeing as I was already on the computer, I figured, hey, why not have it be me today?

And then I thought, I'll email M, but then maybe I can CC Akane and she can use the email in her blog if she thinks it's good enough.

So that's what I'm doing, only then I remembered how good Elle's 350th thing she loves about us entry was and how I wanted to say something extra special to her about it, and also I had this kind of Elle-stuck-in-my-heart thing going on, so I deleted M's email and added Elle's (only now I feel kind of bad about that and I think maybe I should add him back or else write him his own email), and so there you go, that's the deal with this email.

Does that work for you, Akane? Like, getting a CC of an email even though maybe it won't actually have anything in it addressed right to you? Because if you don't want to get an email like that, I can always just email it to Elle (or M, or yamever it might be for) and then if they say, "Hey, this is a great romantic email, you should totally forward it to Akane," I can forward it to you.

Also, does this work for you, Elle? Because if you'd like my emails to you to just be to you so they're private and just for us up until you tell me to forward them to Akane because you think they're great, I can totally do it that way too.

Holy moley, though, this email is probably not romantical enough for Akane's blog, is it?

What if I end it by saying, wow, it's a really long email for me, I don't usually write them this long, and it must be because I'm so excited about having an idea to share with two of the most wonderful girls in the whole world who also are absolutely the bestest girlfriends (both kinds of girlfriend definitions!) that a girl could have and who help make this yamily the most unbelievably love-stuffed and happy place I could ever imagine!

I love you both so so so SO much!

Love,
Aers

Ariel ... so adorable! I enjoy how she worries her email is insufficient for romance. It's so caring and thoughtful an email! Possibly others think of different things when imagining romance, but caring and thoughtful are always there for me.

Here is the response of Akane (some paragraphs may confuse because a reader might not know about yams or Zedeja, so click links for help!):

This idea = a bounty of exceptional possibility!

You are such a smart girlfriend, Ariel. Everyone here is so lucky to be your girlfriend, except of course M, who is lucky to be boyfriending such a girlfriend of excellence.

CC this girlfriend every time! It’s a rule now!

(Not really, you can CC or not CC, it’s an Ariel choice. Only Zedeja is so bossful! Akane only has suggestiveness.)

Your CC-able girlfriend of happiness at receiving all yamails and bottomless love for all girlfriends and one boyfriend,

Akane

p.s., So many “yam” words in these emails! I’ll invent another, in fact: they can be called “yamisms!” It’s criminal for so much yamliness to happen without Sasha seeing it, so I will be brash to add her as another CC to this email.

No worries from Akane about whether her email is romantic enough, right? It's because in this blog, I have authority! I get to decide if romanticness qualifies.

Anyway, now comes a reply from Elle to Ariel:

My dear, you win the Most Romantic Utterance in the World for yesterday just from saying, “I had this kind of Elle-stuck-in-my-heart thing going on.”

Yours … yours, yours, yours, yours, yours,
Elle

(You can see now why these emails belong in this blog. I have certainty about it.)

What is next? Remember, I CC'ed Sasha, the inventress of "yams!"

Oh, shit, all these YAMISMS!!!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

“House of yams?” Nice.

“Yamever?” Excellente!

YAMILY?!?!!! OMG THE BEST EVER!!!!!



Extra points to Akane for “yamails” too!

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Sashagirl!

After this, a quick reply from Ariel:

❤️❤️❤️, Elle! And 💕💕💕, Sash! Glad you like this, Akane! Love you all! Aers

Lastly, more Sasha!

Love you too … out the wazoo!

Sashagirl!

What do you feel, readers? Is this romantic enough? I hope you enjoyed at least a small percent of my enjoyment at these emails!

Demands for the Romance of Intimacy!

I emailed this to M a Wednesday night:

I think it's sexing time tomorrow morning.

So much time of M in the computer room, but no Dragonbaning! Also, no M saying, "I'm getting so much done in my book!"

Lots of "plinnng!" sounds from a tablet too! It's suspicious, M. The suspicion is: a boyfriend is porning so much lately! Remember, this is Akane, so there's no complaint about masturbation. Very exceptional if you're doing it the correct way! I have faith in you, M. Your masturbation must be very correctly done. I'm sure so many orgasms have been happening! (Probably this is because there has also been noise from the room of computing, you know. "Ohhh! It's so good being in you!" But all girlfriends are accounted for! Who can M be in? Obviously, the imagined vagina that goes with a porn girl.)

But porn sexing misses one thing at least from sexing with a girlfriend, you know. Wait! Two things at least! First, a soft, real body beneath you, eager to receive your penising. It's a major lacking in a porn girl. But second (which, actually, came first into the mind of Akane but is more important, so has been delayed for greater effect), when you sex with a girlfriend, there is tangible love. Your heart sings with the beauty of a girl you love! Masturbating, probably your heart only goes, "Hmm, pretty good here," while all the singing is produced by the penis. Probably a song like, "🎵 I am sexing into 🎶 this vagina of my sexy porn girl 🎵 very soon into her belly I will cream🎵!" There's no difficulty with a song of that kind, but the song of the heart will stay with you more extensively, I think.

Also, your very beautiful and very pleasing at sex girlfriend Akane has a great amount of vagina starvation in progress. Such a starving vagina! Horniness beyond belief, M.

So I hope you agree: tomorrow is for sexing!

Your girlfriend whose heart is always singing of you, even when her vagina sings a sad tune of starvation, 

Akane

So ... did this happen? YES! Email success the next morning! Then while still in bed M realized: "I did not reply to your email first!" I laughed and told him he must do it right then.

Oh my goddess, Akane. My heart is truly singing.

I love you perfectly.

(It was okay for such a short email response because the in-bed response was extremely sufficient in length!) Next I emailed:

This is the truth I told you yesterday!

Our love is so true, therefore our lovemaking exceeds masturbation. It is like a treasure vault that holds magic wonders beyond ending! Masturbation is good, but more like a Dragonbane treasure card. (Not a 1d6 copper one! Masturbation = a best of cards! But still not a vault endlessly holding wonders.)

Also: when you are working today, a thought about porning might make you think, “Ugh. I wish I was porning at some beautiful porn girl.”

But when you think about my face so close to yours while our bodies gave so much pleasure and connecting to each other, there can’t be an “Ugh!” There can only be lightness and brightness in your heart and mind from the memory.

(It’s still allowed for you to think, “I wish I was sexing with Akane right now instead of working,” though! I’m sure it will be true!)

Okay, time for washing up and breaking fast and working!

Your girlfriend of the truest and most loving emails and orgasms, 

Akane 

Then, the simplest email from M, later in our day:

I love you!

Only one possible response from Akane, of course.

This is the greatest thing that I could ask, M!